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Matthew Bradley
United States
Current Residence: Not telling you
Favourite genre of music: Almost anything that isn't raunchy
Operating System: Windows
MP3 player of choice: My iPod
Shell of choice: Um... what's that?
Wallpaper of choice: I'm not an interior designer...
Skin of choice: ...That's a little disturbing...
Personal Quote: "Christ is the only <i>true</i> solution to the problems plaguing mankind."
So, I just had a dream where I went on a vacation and stayed at some Chinese hotel called The Phoenix. Shortly after checking out, I realized that I had somehow left my shoes in the hotel room. When I tried to return to retrieve them, the concierge was a jerk, and insisted on making sure we weren't robbers by challenging to a game of riddles. While my mother struggled with the overly-long riddles, I got frustrated and headed straight to the hotel room, looking for the shoes, and it wasn't even locked, but the concierge saw me, got insulted, and insisted we leave. After a few minutes of fruitless searching for the manager, I went back and challenged the concierge to my own riddle: "What do you call a man who tests the honesty of others by challenging them to answer riddles?" Answer: "An idiot." I then proceeded to explain how a smart robber could easily pass the "test", while a stupid but honest person never could. I further pointed out the idiocy of leaving unoccupied rooms unlocked in a hotel of all places and finished off by threatening to downvote the establishment on every tourism site I could find, citing the unreasonable and moronic staff. I woke up right before I was let into the room.

So, yeah. Just wanted to describe the dream before I forgot it. Now I'm going back to bed, seeing as it's almost 6:15 A.M.
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Let's Plays
  • Playing: Yoshi's Woolly World
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Water


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clemente2121 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2015
Thanks for adding!
Gilded-Silverfox Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you much FUR faving and watching!~ <3
Ignatz20xx Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2015  Professional Filmographer
I appreciate the fav! :)
HedgehodgeMonster Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
"what can I say... I'm a guy"

that's a pretty odd choice for a faves folder don't you think eh? especially since not all guys are ... you know, hetero? or sexual, for that matter.

hahah, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, you can keep it that way. 
Yuniffie Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for the +fav on + Mew +!~ ♥
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Here's a :+llama: as a thank you!~ ♥
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Gallery Feel free to check out my gallery whenever you can!
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Facebook I have my own Facebook page! 'Like' it for my latest art updates.
youtube Icon And here's my YouTube channel! If you want to see any of my videos. (Don't forget to subscribe~)
Luigifan18 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2015
Mew is so freakin' cute!!!
Yuniffie Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeshh!~ ♥
HuntressLaCuddlePawz Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Thank you so much for the watch ;w; 
3D-Xecution Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2015
thebloodredwolf Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2015
thanks for the fave
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